ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR RATS GOING EVERYWHERE?
Finally — a REVOLUTIONARY solution for the modern snake owner. No more lost rats. No more escaped rats. No more rats in places rats simply should not be.
Introducing the RAT BUCKET™ — the only rodent containment system engineered by a Fortune 500 conglomerate with absolutely no prior experience in herpetology.
Orange. Five Gallons. Patented.
WHAT MAKES RAT BUCKET™ REVOLUTIONARY?
RodentSafe™ Polymer Construction
Engineered from premium polyethylene — molecularly identical to standard plastic, yet patented in 7 countries. The patent office in Belgium has not yet responded.
BreathEasy™ Ventilation Technology
Strategically positioned apertures in the lid allow for continuous airflow. In layman's terms: there are holes. Whit Corp's Ventilation Science Team spent 18 months determining where.
ErgoGrip™ Handle System
An arched carrying implement, attached at two points, enabling locomotive transport of the vessel. Our ergonomics consultants confirmed: "Yes, this is a handle."
SnapLock™ Closure Mechanism
A lid. It goes on top. It clicks. Seventeen engineers reviewed the snap action and unanimously agreed it was, and we quote, "satisfactory."
QuantumCapacity™ Interior Volume
The Rat Bucket™ holds five gallons. The word "Quantum" was added in 1997. It does not carry a specific technical meaning here. Legal has reviewed this.
LifetimeWash™ Hygienic Surface
The interior is washable with water. Soap also works. This took fourteen months to document. The report is 340 pages. No one has requested it.
REAL SNAKE OWNERS. REAL OPINIONS.
"I put my rats in the Rat Bucket. They stayed there. When I needed them, they were there. This is what I wanted."
— Sandra K., Tucson, AZ | Ball Python Owner, 6 years
"My snake seems entirely indifferent to whether I use the Rat Bucket or not. I, however, find it structurally adequate. The lid clicks."
— Derek P., Seattle, WA | Boa Constrictor Owner, 12 years
"The handle works exactly as advertised."
— Margaret T., Seattle, WA | Corn Snake Owner, 2 years
GUARANTEE*
THE WHIT CORP PROMISE™
We at Whit Corp stand behind the Rat Bucket with the full weight of approximately 47,000 employees across 12 industry verticals. If you are not completely satisfied, return it within 30 days for a full refund, minus shipping, handling, a restocking fee, and the non-refundable Whit Corp Satisfaction Assessment Surcharge.
*Guarantee subject to Terms & Conditions Document WC-RB-G-1998-REV-7 (47 pages, available by mail, $15 fee, 6–8 weeks delivery). Guarantee void if bucket has been used. Guarantee void in Nebraska.
ORDER YOUR RAT BUCKET™ NOW!
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ORDER NOW — $19.99Plus $7.99 shipping & handling. $2.50 processing fee. $1.49 Satisfaction Assessment Surcharge. Rural delivery surcharge may apply. Hawaii and Alaska add $15. Allow 6–8 weeks for delivery, or 12–16 weeks. It varies. Guarantee void in Nebraska.